Listen to the Rain

I post conversation quotes on Facebook sometimes, and I thought they'd be worth replicating here. I might do this more than once. None of the people here are the same people except for me:

Her: "How old are you?"
Me: "I’m 37."
Her: "Are you serious?!"
Me: "Why would I lie to you?"
Her: "I thought you were in your mid-twenties!"

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Me: "[She] just told me she already assumed I was a Sword-Haver."
Her: "You do have that vibe."

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Her: "I can't imagine you singing and dancing."
Me: "Hey, I celebrate sometimes!"

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Him: "Let's get these doctors killed off."
Her: "Yep. Let's get 'em dead."

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Her: "So how many of these cases are there?"
Him: "160,000."
Her: 😟
Him: "I’m not kidding."
Her: 😧

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Me: "I tend to play elves in any game where they're available. You could probably guess that..."
Her: "I think anyone who's met you has figured that out."

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Me: "This might be opening a can of worms, but what is the difference between Urasenke and Omotesenke?"
Him: "Oh boy."